If it's a chimera alert, we just follows the screams.

A good butler should save his employer's life at least once a day.

Agents and publishers only want one thing - good writing.

Whenever I'm giving talks, I always ask people to think of the most obscure questions because I enjoy those the most. I always get the same questions: Why does Pickwick say "plock" and will there be a movie? I like the really obscure questions because there's so much in the books. There are tons and tons of references and I like when people get the little ones and ask me about them. It's good for the audience [and also] they realize there's more there.

For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct.

The name is Schitt," he replied. "Jack Schitt.

The government was to raise the duty on cheese to 83 percent, an unpopular move that would doubtless have the more militant citizens picketing cheese shops.