If only life were that simple; if one could jump to the good parts and flick through the bad.

Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.

For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.

For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct.

There are a lot of idiots in this country, and they deserve representation as much as the next man.

Sorry," [Hamlet] said, rubbing his temples. "I don't know what came over me. All of a sudden I had this overwhelming desire to talk for a very long time without actually doing anything.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, O’er a plan to venge myself upon that cursed Thursday Next- This Eyre affair, so surprising, gives my soul such loath despising, Here I plot my temper rising, rising from my jail of text. “Get me out!” I said, advising, “Pluck me from this jail of text- or I swear I’ll wring your neck!