If only life were that simple; if one could jump to the good parts and flick through the bad.

The safest course was actually the simplest-do nothing at all and hope everything turned out for the best. It wasn't a great plan, but it had the benefits of simplicity and a long tradition.

Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.

I got Oedipus off the incest charge--technicality, of course--he didn't know it was his mother at the time.

The Kingdom of Hereford was unique in the Ununited Kingdoms for having driving tests based on maturity, not age, much to the chagrin of a lot of males, some of whom were still failing to make the grade at thirty-two.

To each our own Hamlet.

If only life were that simple; if one could jump to the good parts and flick through the bad.