The universe always moves from an ordered state to a disordered one; that a glass may fall to the ground and shatter yet you never see a broken glass reassemble itself and then jump back on the table.

Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.

I got Oedipus off the incest charge--technicality, of course--he didn't know it was his mother at the time.

The name is Schitt," he replied. "Jack Schitt.

Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?

Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.

Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.