Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse.

the best lies to tell are the ones people want to believe

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.

You see? I know where every single book used to be in the library. She pointed to the shelf opposite. Over there was Catch-22, which was a hugely popular fishing book and one of a series, I believe.

I suggest we depict penguins as callous and unfeeling creatures who insist on bringing up their children in what is little more than a large chest freezer.

To each our own Hamlet.

Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.