[from the television show,"Evade the Question Time"]At the end of the first round, I will award three points to Mr. Kaine for an excellent nonspecific condemnation, plus one bonus point for blaming the previous government and another for successfully mutating the question to promote the party line. Mr. van de Poste gets a point for a firm rebuttal, but only two points for his condemnation, as he tried to inject an impartial and intelligent observation.

Scientific thought - indeed, any mode of thought, whether it be religious or philosophical or anything else - is just like the fashions that we wear - only much longer lived. It's a little like a boy band.

Humpty had always sat on walls, it was his way.

If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter than I look.

Death and the end of one's life are two very different things indeed.

Individual words, sounds, squiggles on paper with no meanings other than those with which our imagination can clothe them.

Sometimes choice is a luxury that fate does not afford us.