[from the television show,"Evade the Question Time"]At the end of the first round, I will award three points to Mr. Kaine for an excellent nonspecific condemnation, plus one bonus point for blaming the previous government and another for successfully mutating the question to promote the party line. Mr. van de Poste gets a point for a firm rebuttal, but only two points for his condemnation, as he tried to inject an impartial and intelligent observation.

Don't move," said Sprockett."Mimes don't generally attack unless they are threatened.

DCI Horner's advice to Jack Spratt: "Remember, m'boy," his old boss had said, eyes twinkling, "that if anyone tries to get the better of you, stand up straight and say to yourself in an imperious air, 'I am the new Mrs. de Winter now!' You'll find it works wonders.

Books" - Snell smiled - "are a kind of magic.

Love isn't sensible, Red. I think that's the point.

Do I have to talk to insane people?" "You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.