[from the television show,"Evade the Question Time"]At the end of the first round, I will award three points to Mr. Kaine for an excellent nonspecific condemnation, plus one bonus point for blaming the previous government and another for successfully mutating the question to promote the party line. Mr. van de Poste gets a point for a firm rebuttal, but only two points for his condemnation, as he tried to inject an impartial and intelligent observation.
Jasper FfordeI shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.
Jasper FfordePretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then โ and this is the important bit โ do nothing at all until you absolutely have to and then make sure everyone dies.
Jasper FfordeTrue and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good - and we all know how rare that is.
Jasper Fforde