That's the thing about destiny: It can't be predicted, and it's usually pretty odd.

Love and magic are like oil and water--they just don't mix.

Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse.

The cleanest souls are the easiest to soil.

I work very much on the principle that anything created by mankind has mischief and error hardwired into its inception.

Who do readers expect to see when they pick up this book? Who has won the Most Troubled Romantic Lead at the BookWorld Awards seventy-seven times in a row? Me. All me.

Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.