Every book should have a romance.

To a great extent, I still write for myself, write what amuses me. Fortunately, I have a quirky sort of strange sense of humor that appeals to other people and that's good. I still sort of write for myself though there are some areas of the book I feel I have to put in and I feel I have to deliver.

People who read my books have an open mind when it comes to new, bizarre, interesting and exciting ideas.

Writing is a subtle art that is reached mostly by self-discovery and experimentation.

Death, I had discovered long ago, was available in varying flavors, and none of them particularly palatable.

Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous.

Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and you can't walk to the bathroom.