A surfeit of information often hides an untruth,” he said, with annoying clarity.

Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.

The name is Schitt," he replied. "Jack Schitt.

Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous.

You see? I know where every single book used to be in the library. She pointed to the shelf opposite. Over there was Catch-22, which was a hugely popular fishing book and one of a series, I believe.

Reality TV was to me the worst form of entertainment--the modern equivalent of paying sixpence to watch lunatics howling at the wall down at the local madhouse.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.