Ordinary adults don't like children to speak of things that are denied them by their own gray minds.

Don't move," said Sprockett."Mimes don't generally attack unless they are threatened.

To each our own Hamlet.

I also read about Heathcliff's unexpected three-year career in Hollywood under the name Buck Stallion and his eventual return to the pages of Wuthering Heights.

Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.

Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.

There is much unexplained in the world. It behooves us to be wary at all times. Just when you think you've got the hang of it, along comes string theory, collateralized debt obligations or Björk's new album, and bam! You're as confused as you were when you first started.