And here he is again, yet things feel like they'll never be as easy between us as they once were.

They were like two magnets who couldn't decide whether to attract or repel.

We all know the sound a camera makes when it snaps a picture. Even some of the digitals do it for nostalgia’s sake.

I've always loved brainstorming with other writers, and I consider having my work critiqued a part of that brainstorming.

Because when you're posed, you know someone's watching. You put on your very best smile. You let your sweetest personality shine.

Half of them kept repeating my name, trying to get it right, while the other half laughed. But they were harmless. Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party: Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk and laugh. I remember those guys. Like the mascots of the party. "Clay! Whatcha doon here? Bah-ha-ha-ha!

Here's a tip. If you touch a girl, even as joke, and she pushes you off, leave... her... alone. Don't touch her. Anywhere! Just stop. Your touch does nothing but sicken her.