Every year Steve Kaufman supports the charity “Love Ride” by donating a painting to this cause.

Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats?

President Bush got a little upset with a reporter for calling him 'sir' instead of 'Mr. President.' Man, how upset is he going to be after the election when they start calling him George again?

It's cold out. It's even cold in Florida. So cold today that Katherine Harris put on a third layer of makeup.

Changing the story until you believe it.

I don't understand the United Nations. They have selected Iran to sit on the U.N.'s women's rights panel. Iran! Also on the panel - Ben Roethlisberger, Chris Brown, Phil Spector, Robert Blake and committee chairman O.J. Simpson.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.