Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.

The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.

The first lady said about her husband, 'I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.' And today she was offered her own show on Fox News.

General Wesley Clark commented on Gore endorsing Howard Dean. He said endorsements don't win elections. Hey, in this country, votes don't even win elections.

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma, have given birth to a baby boy. He posted a photo of the new baby on Twitter, but people are afraid to open it.

The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of his missiles seem to launch.