Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free.

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about.

John Kerry was the big winner in Iowa. Ted Kennedy introduced Kerry as the 'comeback kid.' That used to be Bill Clinton's name - because every time he would come back to a city, he would find out if he had a kid or not.

Enron is now officially out of the energy business. They are now in a new business: confetti.

I think there's one more thing Perry can forget, too: Being president.

President Bush said the other day the war is not about timetables. It's about winning. Hey, it worked in Florida.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.