The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.

Rick Perry was philosophical about (his election losses). He said, 'Last week was Iowa. Yesterday was New Hampshire. ' He said at least it's giving him a chance to learn the names of all the states.

There's a new Osama bin Laden video. He's the only person that is looking thin during the holidays. How does he do it? I think he's going to Jenny Craig.

President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike.

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

If President Obama really wants to hurt the Syrian government, don't send cruise missiles. He should send over some of his economic advisers.