The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people."

Mitt Romney has a new fundraising gimmick. If you donate $3 or more to his campaign, your name will be entered into a drawing to win a dinner with Mitt Romney and Donald Trump. If you donate more than $10, you get to sit at a different table.

Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.

You know what Ken Lay had for breakfast this morning? Shredded Wheat.

Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.

Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.