The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're $16 trillion in debt, they don't let you in.

As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline.

At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror?

Well, it looks like John Boehner will be the new Speaker of the House. He is the son of a bartender, one of 12 children. He grew up in a two room home with just one bathroom, worked his way through school, became the first person in his family to graduate from college. And, sadly, fell in with the wrong crowd and wound up in Congress.

According to the New York Daily News, Geraldo said he is now carrying a gun, and he will personally shoot Osama bin Laden if he finds him. If Osama also has a gun, this could work out okay.

Enron is now officially out of the energy business. They are now in a new business: confetti.