Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?

You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats

Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.

That American Taliban kid Johnny Walker was indicted today. Ten counts of terrorism. He could get 5 life sentences. In Taliban terms, that's 360 virgins.

President Obama is asking Congress to support a military strike in Syria. If they approve, it will be the first time Congress has officially declared war since Obamacare.

Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge?

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.