Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?

It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: 'Yes I Did.'

A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

Did you see those Iraqis making that pilgrimage slashing their foreheads with knives and whipping their backs with chains. See, when Saddam Hussein was around they weren't allowed to make that pilgrimage. If they tried that with Saddam Hussein, he would have slashed their foreheads with knives and whipped their backs with chains.

Senator John Kerry released his plan today to eliminate the deficit. He said all we have to do is find a really rich country like Switzerland and marry it.

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?