Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?

People made a big deal out of the fact this is the first time a sitting president has done a late-night show. We tried to have other presidents on, but President Bush went to bed every night at 9:00. And President Clinton always seemed to have other late-night plans.

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.

When they said "Make love, not war" at Woodstock, they never imagined that one would become as dangerous as the other.

It's always bad news when you kill your date

Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist.

Jesse Jackson was involved in a three-car crash this weekend. I understand that no one was hurt, but I understand that two of the women in the other cars are now pregnant.