Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt.

You see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's at his home in Nantucket this week, doing his favorite thing, windsurfing. Even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows.

Yesterday all five living presidents gathered for the opening of the George W. Bush presidential library in Dallas. Well, six living presidents if you count Hillary in 2016.

According to Kim Jong-Il's biography, they say he has been constantly accused of dishonesty, drunkenness and sexual excess. So if he lived here, he could be in Congress.

Over 6 million people were evacuated from New Jersey ahead of the hurricane. And now, three of them have gone back.

Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going to burst into flames in that courtroom?

Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam.