Rick Perry unveiled his new tax plan. He says he wants a flat tax. He believes that tax should be flat, just like the earth.

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?

Congratulation s to Rahm Emanuel on being elected mayor of Chicago. His first order of business after taking office will be to actually move to Chicago.

In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong president.

According to a new poll, 50 percent of Americans think the country is divided. The other 50 percent think it isn't.

You know what Ken Lay had for breakfast this morning? Shredded Wheat.

Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.