Rick Perry unveiled his new tax plan. He says he wants a flat tax. He believes that tax should be flat, just like the earth.

Here's an interesting figure: 43 percent of the incoming congressional freshmen are millionaires. The other 57 percent are Democrats.

Obama called on Americans to have more grandchildren. Probably so there's more of them to pay off our debt.

A new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age 50. That's because they are usually dead by age 40.

Show business pays you a lot of money, because eventually you’re gonna get screwed.

As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then get my own apartment.

If we go down in flames, we will be laughing on the way down, believe me.