We live in what's called an open society, which of course means they open our emails, open our phone records, and open our medical records.
Jay LenoSome sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?
Jay LenoHomeland Security Chief Tom Ridge raised security alert to a code red. Apparently Howard Dean has escaped. Did you see Dean's crazed speech the other night, yelling? I see why his wife won't campaign with him. In fact, Dean has a new slogan: 'Aaghhhh.'
Jay LenoA lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father.
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