If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay LenoBarack Obama said yesterday that the economy was 'going to get worse before it gets better.' See, that's when you know the campaign is really over. Remember before the election? 'The audacity of hope!' 'Yes, we can!' 'A change we can believe in!' Now it's, 'We're all screwed.'
Jay LenoPresident Clinton and President Obama played a round of golf over the weekend. President Clinton asked Obama what his handicap was, and Obama said, 'Joe Biden.'
Jay LenoThe reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
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