Mitt Romney is coming under fire because even though he is a multimillionaire, he only paid 15 percent in taxes. That's not a tax, that's barely a tip.

Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?

I'm glad the government has shut down. Think about it, for the first time in years it's safe to talk on the phone and send emails without anybody listening in.

Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech.

Researchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that the NBA theory.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

Actually, the University of California says they may start a marijuana research center. Really? I thought the University of California was a marijuana research center.