Ashcroft went on to say that our way of life is being threatened by a group of radical religious fanatics who are armed and dangerous. And then he called for prayers in the schools and an end to gun control.

I guess you heard, Hillary Clinton has a new campaign slogan: "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments.

It's fun when you're driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you don't. I mean, I don't want to put on sunglasses. That's why I'm in show business.

If politicians all told the truth, we'd be out of business.

Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.

When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking.