You know, it shows how old I am. I can remember the good old days when the president picked the Supreme Court justices instead of the other way around.

One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how to cripple an economy, it's President Obama.

According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.

When we finally have this recall election in October, there could be as many as 200 people on the ballot. And you know what's really scary? Most of them don't know the first thing about driving a state into bankruptcy. They're not experts like Governor Gray Davis.

Do you realize that the Bush administration has now produced more gay marriages than jobs?

While President Bush was out of town Hillary Clinton stopped by the White House on Friday for an important meeting with her decorator.

I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?