I've lost some weight. I am on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Vladimir Putin eat my lunch.
Jay LenoA top geneticist at Stanford says human intelligence is declining. You know what that means? We are seeing Congress at its smartest and most effective right now.
Jay LenoThe White House says that the unemployment rate is good news because it means more people are looking for jobs. More good news like that, and everyone at the White House will be looking for jobs.
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