First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after... comes Suffer...ring!

Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.

I've lost some weight. I am on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Vladimir Putin eat my lunch.

President Bush released his tax returns yesterday. He listed the economy as a liability. He gets to write that off.

A petition to have Justin Bieber deported got over 100,000 signatures, which means the White House now has to legally rule on it. So finally a chance for Obama to issue an executive order that both Republicans and Democrats can agree on.

Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio.

The FCC is considering lifting the ban on cellphone calls on planes. The good news is you'll be able to make calls during your flight. The bad news? The person sitting next to you will be able to make cellphone calls during yourflight.