The United States have developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market.
Jay LenoI was watching Discovery Channel the other day, and you know that they have come up with a new theory about how dinosaurs was wiped out? It was a midturn election.
Jay LenoIn his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure, it may take another five years, but this is it.
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