It looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy.

Schwarzenegger said last night on the show he expects his opponents to throw all kinds of dirt at him. And you know, it's started already. Today, they released the one thing that could really hurt Arnold. Turns out he once starred in a movie with Tom Arnold.

The L.A. Times reports that al Qaeda terrorists have been traced to Iran, and President Bush is talking tough. In fact he said he will attack the minute he has evidence his approval rating is under 45 percent.

Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can.

Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky.

The White House softball team played the pro-marijuana lobbyists' team and lost 25-3. Still no word yet on which side President Obama played for.

It's not called cocaine any more. It's now referred to as Crack Classic.