It looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy.

You know who Boehner is, right? He's that orange looking guy. See, for Republicans that counts as diversity.

The other night, President Bush's press conference was pre-empted by 'American Idol.' You know the difference between President Bush and 'American Idol?' See, on 'American Idol,' the one with the most votes wins.

Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.

Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it.

San Francisco hosted the first medical marijuana job fair. The keynote speech was titled, 'Jobs and How to Avoid Getting One.'