It looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy.

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.

It’s being reported that the economy lost 95,000 jobs in September. And that’s just people leaving the White House.

And Ralph Nader, God bless him, still out there campaigning. Ralph Nader said today he has set a record for the most campaign speeches given in one day. He gave 21 speeches in one day. Of course, we have to take his word for it, because of course, there are no witnesses.

Researchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that the NBA theory.

Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell the difference.

President Bush admitted that the United States went to war in Iraq based on bad intelligence. But he says knowing what we know now he would still do it again. So at least we're learning from our mistakes.