Clinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into a Republican.

You know what's sad about this? Not the gambling, but the best way to reach college athletes is the Cartoon Network.

All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.

President Obama wants Congress to increase the minimum wage. Believe me, when it comes to doing the minimum for their wage, Congress knows what it's talking about.

Presidential Democratic front-runner Howard Dean admitted to Chris Matthews on the 'Hardball' show that he got out of the draft because of a bad back. He had a curvature of the spine. Apparently it curved too far to the left.

A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.

Soup is probably a way associated with screwing you outside of a meal.