At the airport if you refuse to be patted down, they arrest you. And what's the first thing they do when they arrest you? They pat you down.

Chris Christie won by such a wide margin that pundits say this will give him the impetus he needs to run for president. And he's got a new slogan: 'Put the oval in the Oval Office.'

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

Regulations force people to do better.

According to a new poll, 50 percent of Americans think the country is divided. The other 50 percent think it isn't.

The lead story on MSNBC was the news that there was nothing new to report in the Gary Condit story. So remember when there is nothing new to report, MSNBC will be the station not to report it first.

Paris Hilton got 45 days in jail. A lot of people were upset about this - they were hoping for the death penalty.