Nancy Pelosi said that when it comes to cleaning up government, the Democrats have drained the swamp. The only problem with that is what's left after you drain the swamp: snakes everywhere.

The CEO of The Cheesecake Factory is now warning that Obamacare will be very costly. Hey, The Cheesecake Factory is one of the reasons we need Obamacare in the first place.

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?

If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and Rick Perry? It only takes Lindsay four and a half hours to finish a sentence.

President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.