Nancy Pelosi said that when it comes to cleaning up government, the Democrats have drained the swamp. The only problem with that is what's left after you drain the swamp: snakes everywhere.

In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong president.

Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky.

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough.

Rick Perry told reporters this week that he has a permit to carry a concealed handgun. He also has a concealed vocabulary, concealed knowledge of the issues, concealed tolerance.

Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.

It's always bad news when you kill your date