There's a new Osama bin Laden video. He's the only person that is looking thin during the holidays. How does he do it? I think he's going to Jenny Craig.

Martha Stewart is now under house arrest. So she'll go to her $40 million 153-acre estate. So she's going from the big house to an even bigger house.

Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse?

We ought to thank President Bush. He made it a lot easier for people to do taxes this year. No job, no income tax this year.

In Huntington Beach, California, three police instructors lost their jobs after ordering two cadets who were caught smoking to eat cigarette sandwiches as punishment. And of course the tobacco companies are thinking, 'Cigarette sandwiches - what a great idea.'

65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.

A new study says that working fewer hours can slow global warming. So you know what that means? President Obama's economic policy is also his climate change policy.