If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

Scientists in Australia are working on making biodegradable car parts out of hemp. This might get confusing. When someone says, roll up the window, they might mean, roll up the window!

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street

Thousands of dead fish have now washed up on shore along the coast of South Carolina. Today the NRA said that this wouldn't have happened if those fish had guns.

The White House has finally found one guy that kinda remembers serving with President Bush in the National Guard. Now they just need to find someone who remembers Bush working on an economic plan. ... I think the White House spent more money looking for this guy than finding weapons of mass destruction.

If I could ask Ken Lay one question right now, do you know what it would be? "Does the Devil really wear Prada?"