President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike.

President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?

Hey, Barack Obama had to give up his Blackberry. He's the first wired president. ... He might have to give his Blackberry because of security reasons. Because they're easy to hack into. In fact, when Obama heard he might have to give it up, he said, 'OMG! WTF?' I mean, he couldn't believe it.

Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women. She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy. Should she be telling people this story? I mean she's basically saying she wants to be president because she can't do anything else.

Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America.

Martha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. You know what that means, stripes are in this year.

The CEO of The Cheesecake Factory is now warning that Obamacare will be very costly. Hey, The Cheesecake Factory is one of the reasons we need Obamacare in the first place.