Corporations complained about [safety] regulations, but let's face it, people walk away from accidents now that would have killed them when I was a kid

John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take her back to the place where he first proposed to her - at her bank.

The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our ovens are too slow now?

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.

John Kerry now getting slammed by the Republicans because of a botched joke he did about President Bush and Iraq in a recent speech. Kerry was stunned about this. He said, 'What? People are listening to my speeches?'

President Bush called Arnold to congratulate him today, and after he got off the phone, Arnold said, 'I thought my English was bad.'