John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.
Jay LenoThey determined who got the first question by a coin toss, to which Sarah Palin said, 'Oh, what a coincidence, that's how I got picked.'
Jay LenoJohn Kerry described his Republican critics as 'the most crooked, lying group I've ever seen.' Now, that's saying something, because Kerry's both a lawyer and a politician.
Jay LenoThe reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
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