You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats

President Bush called Arnold to congratulate him today, and after he got off the phone, Arnold said, 'I thought my English was bad.'

The FCC is considering lifting the ban on cellphone calls on planes. The good news is you'll be able to make calls during your flight. The bad news? The person sitting next to you will be able to make cellphone calls during yourflight.

John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take her back to the place where he first proposed to her - at her bank.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

President Obama is asking Congress to support a military strike in Syria. If they approve, it will be the first time Congress has officially declared war since Obamacare.

They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years.