They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month period. Actually, that's nothing. He once raised $500 million with two words: 'I do.'

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Every year Steve Kaufman supports the charity “Love Ride” by donating a painting to this cause.

It’s being reported that the economy lost 95,000 jobs in September. And that’s just people leaving the White House.

You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats

There is a new book out about Hillary Clinton that claims Bill is still having affairs but Hillary continues to look the other way. The only problem is when Hillary does look the other way Bill's having sex with a women over there too.

There's all this talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, you know where he is now? Visiting Mexico, which I think means that he is definitely going to run for governor. Arnold is smart. He's in Mexico campaigning with the very people who'll be living here by election time.