It's fun when you're driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you don't. I mean, I don't want to put on sunglasses. That's why I'm in show business.
Jay LenoPresident Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - โSafer, Stronger, and Tested.โ Isn't that a condom ad?
Jay LenoCongratulation s to Rahm Emanuel on being elected mayor of Chicago. His first order of business after taking office will be to actually move to Chicago.
Jay LenoWell, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?
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