If we go down in flames, we will be laughing on the way down, believe me.

Sarah Palin has admitted she tried marijuana several years ago, but she did not like it. She said it distorted her perceptions, impaired her thinking, and she's hoping that the effects will eventually wear off.

President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.

John Kerry keeping a low profile this week. He said he wanted to get away and go someplace where no one would expect to see him. So I guess he showed up at his old seat in the Senate. Nobody's going to look for him there.

Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can.

I've lost some weight. I am on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Vladimir Putin eat my lunch.

President Obama met with leaders of the American Indian tribes and they honored the president by giving him his own Indian name: Running Deficits.