President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - “Safer, Stronger, and Tested.” Isn't that a condom ad?

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it.

Ambition beats genius 99% of the time

Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going to burst into flames in that courtroom?

For the first time the people of Iraq are united. Today on CNN I saw a Kurd, a Shiite and a member of the Republican Guard coming together to cart off a big screen TV.

America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up?