President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years ago?'

I believe engineers will save the world.

This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people."

John Kerry's victory over Howard Dean has completely changed the presidential race around. Now instead of the rich white guy from Yale who lives in the White house facing off against the rich white guy from Yale who lives in Vermont, he may have to face the rich white guy from Yale who lives in Massachusetts. It's a whole different game.

President Bush demanded that Kerry apologize. Can you imagine that -- Bush demanding an apology for someone stumbling over his words? ... Kerry should have tried the Bush strategy: say so many stupid things, no one cares anymore.

The FBI announced today that they are now looking for Osama bin Laden's financial adviser. You think this guy is in demand. How good can he be? his top client is living in a cave and driving a donkey. It doesn't sound like he is getting the best return on his investments to me.

Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?