President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years ago?'

President Bush got a little upset with a reporter for calling him 'sir' instead of 'Mr. President.' Man, how upset is he going to be after the election when they start calling him George again?

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

Enron's president, Ken Lay, passed away last week. So, I guess even God lost money on that Enron deal. I believe the official cause of death was listed as "karma." The family asked in lieu of flowers, please send some elderly retiree's entire life savings.

They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years.

President Obama has announced a task force to review the tax codes. He's concerned there are too many loopholes and too many people manipulating the system to avoid paying taxes. And that's just in his administration.

Do you realize that the Bush administration has now produced more gay marriages than jobs?