President Bush has urged people to get back to normal and today Congress announced that they are accepting bribes again.

According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.

President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?

Howard Dean dropped out of the race today. At least he can't claim his voice wasn't heard.

You know who Boehner is, right? He's that orange looking guy. See, for Republicans that counts as diversity.

Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?

Facebook has revealed their estimated net worth - $96 billion. That's almost as much money as businesses lose every year from their employees wasting time looking at Facebook.