How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up?

Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?

Barack Obama now says he is open to offshore oil drilling. So, apparently, when he promised change, he was talking about his mind.

Whitney Houston rear-ended a city bus with her sports car, but no one was hurt. She said she didn't know what happened. One minute she was concentrating on the big white line, and the next, boom!

With Halloween coming this weekend, they say not one person in the country is planning to dress up as Governor Sarah Palin. You know why? ... The costume costs $150,000.

"I am not just another notch on your belt?" she asked him. "Of course not." he said as he put a mark on the chalkboard.

The circus doesn't stop. A federal appeals court has postponed the recall election. How stupid are we? Even our recalls get recalled.