How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up?

There's a new Osama bin Laden video. He's the only person that is looking thin during the holidays. How does he do it? I think he's going to Jenny Craig.

Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just thought it was an American city because there were so many Mexicans there.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car.

At a press conference yesterday NASA announced that 2005 was the hottest year on record. It is so hot, and global warming is so bad, if the presidential election were held today, Al Gore would still lose.

All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.