I don't think I've left a trail of weeping women in my wake. I mean, the number of serious relationships I've had has not been into double digits.

Your presence here is is only a matter of conducting an experiment in limits, reminding yourself of what you aren’t.

Everything becomes symbol and irony when you've been betrayed

Most all of the writers I admired when I was in my teens and twenties died young. Fitzgerald lived the longest. He was 44. Dylan Thomas was 39. And then once you're approaching 40, you suddenly think, "Well, maybe I would like to live longer than Fitzgerald or Thomas."

Eat, drink and remarry is my motto.

It's the cynics who never get married.

Sometimes I think everything I touch turns into a Page Six item.