Sometimes I think everything I touch turns into a Page Six item.

I love to imagine inside the head of a woman.

Everything becomes symbol and irony when you've been betrayed

If it's red, French, costs too much, and tastes like the water that's left in the vase after the flowers have died and rotted, it's probably Burgundy.

There's a socialist bias to the consensus of the literary world: a '30s mentality that says factory workers are more worthy of our attention.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.

My former wife is a very eccentric woman, which is why I still love her.