The only thing worse for smoking than drinking is quitting drinking. Because then it's the only thing you can do.

Add anchovies to almost anything, in moderation, and it will taste better.

Your presence here is is only a matter of conducting an experiment in limits, reminding yourself of what you aren’t.

I don't think I've left a trail of weeping women in my wake. I mean, the number of serious relationships I've had has not been into double digits.

The only sensible approach is not to take it too seriously. What counts is the writing.

Love is the eternal quest: almost everyone wants to love and be loved.

Most of the people I write about have been ambitious outlanders who have been attracted to New York from other parts of the world.