My last fight was more than 20 years ago. I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover. If somebody's going to speak bad about me, I will walk away. But if a guy like Steven Seagal slaps me once, I will slap him twice as hard. Life is full of violence.

All I wanted to do was to become famous, but then I found out that it was nothing special.

If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up.

According to statistics, one person out of five is disturbed. If there are four people around you who seem normal, that's not good.

••When I walk across my living room from my chimney to my window, it takes me 10 seconds, but for a bird it takes one second, and for oxygen zero seconds!

I'm one of the most sensitive human beings on Earth -- and I know it.

A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.