A man may have the best of wealth, cars and fame. But there is nothing more precious in life that he will get than a woman's heart.

My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.

I don't want to be buried in the ground, rotting, with all those worms. What I would love is to have my body dropped where you have those big icebergs and the water is so cold and pure, to be eaten by a polar bear or a seal or an otter.

All I wanted to do was to become famous, but then I found out that it was nothing special.

I'm lucky, because I started action movies at the age of 25. Now I'm 47, and I'm still kicking like a mule, and I'm as flexible as before.

If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up.

I'm fast, why? Because I eat vegetables.