••If you work with a jackhammer during an earthquake, stop, otherwise you are working for nothing.

Take your big stick, and your boyfriend, and go find a bus to catch.

A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits.

I'm not a movie star. I'm a brand name. Van Damme is like Levi's. I go on vacation, and everywhere I go, people love me for my name, not for my movies.

A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.

Because no matter what you say in life, the truth will always be the truth. You know when someone is telling the truth, you look in the eyes. I have a tendency to believe people.

••If you work with a jackhammer during an earthquake, stop, otherwise you are working for nothing.