You can create the perfect triceps by just pushing yourself off your wall.

A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further.

My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.

I don't have a bad relationship. I'm 48 years old. I think life is too short for that. To me, life is... you open the shutters, you see the dogs outside, you look left, you look right, in, what, a second and a half? And that's a life.

••When I walk across my living room from my chimney to my window, it takes me 10 seconds, but for a bird it takes one second, and for oxygen zero seconds!

Believe me - I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff.