Nobody ever gets enough appreciation when they're behaving themselves, but there's no end to hearing about it when they're not.

Just bring your wits. Sometimes that's the most effective weapon any of us has.

As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.

And they lived happily (aside from a few normal disagreements, misunderstandings, pouts, silent treatments, and unexpected calamities) ever after.

That cup of tea is definately not down your alley

No matter how good somebody's life looks from the outside, you can be sure there's something about it you wouldn't want to have in your life.

She said, "As long as we're with each other--" "We know we're in exactly the right place," he finished.