As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.

Just bring your wits. Sometimes that's the most effective weapon any of us has.

Nobody ever gets enough appreciation when they're behaving themselves, but there's no end to hearing about it when they're not.

I know it's important to do more than just complain when there's something you don't like. You need to try to do something about it, or you're nothing but a whiner.

Knock, Knock." "Who's there?" "Olive." "Olive who?" "Olive...ooh. I love you, too," he said, figuring it out. "You can tell me that one anytime you like." He folded her into his arms.

That cup of tea is definately not down your alley

Congratulations. You have met your conscience. In my experience, the world is divided between those who have one and those who don't. And the ones with one are divided into those who will act on their conscience and those who won't. Those who will are, I'm afraid, the smallest category. They will *jeito*. It's Brazilian Portuguese. It means to find a way to get something done, no matter what the obstacles.